This week has been craptastic. Several little things that have happened have made me want to explode. Here's a run down:
-The guy who has the Blazer refused to give is our $100 deposit back since we decided not to buy it. Even though he told us he would. I've filed complaints with the BBB and the Washington Attorney Generals Office. (Who has a Twitter, BTW. That's just weird.)
-On the way home, I almost hit a guy in a BMW 328i who was turning left and didn't see me. I had the right of way, and yet I got reamed out for it. Um, excuse me? Hows abouts I just run you over outta spite?
-My computer at work has taken upwards of 15 minutes to boot up every morning. I'm told it needs more memory. Yet the office can't buy any, since we're on a purchasing freeze. Yet the reps want everything NOW. Then tell corporate to buy me more memory, OK?
-Wednesday my company released a press release saying they're laying off something like 3,600 employees company wide. They didn't send out an e-Mail to US. THEIR EMPLOYEES. Nope. A press release. Yet we're still getting wages and benefits cut. Screw you too, corporate.
-Pooker had 3 screaming, back arching tantrums Wednesday. Because Mama's mean and won't let her teeth on electrical cords. Thursday, we visited a friend of ours where she was a perfect little angel. We get home...Tantrums. Yay for behaving in public, I guess?
-Wednesday night I mended the lining in my favorite skirt, since it had torn. I've had this skirt for at least 5 years. Thursday, I'm walking out of the office and it rips up the back. At least I was wearing panties that day, no?
-We stopped by my friends house. This suck-ass Serb, Senecha was there. Number one, quit staring at my chest so blatantly. Especially in front of your cute GF. Two, if you're going to offer everyone else a cold one, it's generally considered courtesy to offer me one, too. Douche. Also, THINK BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR TRAP. I ended up telling him, verbatim, "Do you ever thinkg before you open your mouth? I mean, do you intentionally try to be a stupid, suckass douchebag or does it come naturally? Also, when you're offering everyone a beer, don't walk right past someone and ignore them. [As I go and get one myself.] God, I swear, you're such a f**cking douchebag! How you've managed to snag a cute, sweet little girlfriend is beyond me. Aside from the fact that you're a douchebag, you smell like you've never made the acquaintance of SOAP and you've got the worst acne I've ever seen." Everyone was rolling with mirth, since they all agreed, he had it coming. I felt better after that.
-Today, my friend Kevin texts me. He landed a PLUM financial analyst job making like $50k a year. He's got ZERO experience in the field, and no qualifications. But his Mom's BF has connections. I've been applying for jobs like that and I get the cold shoulder! Who in Karma land did I piss off?!
-Today, I checked my financial aid status. It says they're missing documents. Under the MISSING: list, there's nothing. I called and emailed them but I haven't heard anything. Okay, well then I guess I go to school elsewhere and they get my federal funding dollars.
I'm trying to keep a lid on my negativity, and keep things in perspective. At least I didn't hit the guy. At least my skirt didn't rip in the middle of the day. At least I have a job. At least Bryan isn't a douche. At least Bryan knows WTH soap is. Breathe, Heidi, breathe.
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