Heidi's Hell Hole

This morning, as Bryan left to Bubbys football game I decided now would be a good time to give the kidlette a bath.

The bath part went fine. When she got out, I carted her into the bedroom to towel her off.

I had the bottle of lotion on the floor, waiting to be slathered onto her chubby widdle belly.

Pook was intent on getting the lotion bottle open...I thought. She squatted down, nekkid, and was trying to pry the lid open while I laid out clothes for her.

She gets up and walks off....Leaving a monstrous poo in her wake. The following part is how you KNOW you're a parent.

I did not even blink, cringe, or hurl. I simply took a wipe, cleaned it up, and threw it in the trash.

I'd like to thank bodily functions for officially making me a parent now. And, um, for lowering my standards of gross.