H1: Look, I know I was a total bitch to you last time I was down there. I didn't mean to be. You really ARE awesome to Pooker Butt. But next time you want to condemn me and my choices, maybe walk a mile in my shoes first, okay? Thanks for being brutally honest, though. Thank you, H1!
Old Wolf: Thank you for hearing me out. As you know, your support means everything to me. I'm going to make choices you're not going to like. But please trust that I do them with the best intentions of my daughter and I in mind. Thank you, Old Wolf!
Gaki: Yep, I'm back to you. Again. Thank you very much for letting me call and vent to you while you were up on the mountian. You're so much like the Old Wolf it's scary. It was like talking to him. Aishiteru! Thank you, Gaki!
Delana: Thanks for giving me new fodder for my SBOTW page of my blog. Thank you for making me ashamed to have a uterus. Thank you SOOO MUCH for putting a very dear friend of mine through hell. Rot in hell, whoremonger. Oh, and don't tell me to change my page again. Ask Joe's ex girlfriend what happened when she demanded I do that. It's not pretty. Whore. Thank you, Delana!
Gaki: Thank you for the much-needed vacation. I had more fun than I imagined! I sincerely hope everyone else sees the changes I do. At least you know you screwed up. Aishiteru domo, bishounen. Thank you, Gaki!
Epilepsy: A big screw you to this little disorder. Thanks for the massive seizure Sunday night. I know I needed to sleep, okay?! Couldn't you have waited until I was in bed?! Argh! Thank you, Epilepsy!
Blackberry: I can see why you're called the Crackberry. I love you. And you're pink to boot! I heart you! Thank you, Blackberry!
Sales Rep: The next person who has the customer sign paperwork without the T & C on the back meets the business end of my Sig. Because of that I cannot legally pick up the equipment that's mine to pick up! Have you any idea what that feels like? It's humiliating! Thank you, Sales Reps.