Old Wolf: Thank you for...Well, being you. You're so much more than my Daddy. You're my partner in crime, confidant, best friend, drinking buddy, therapist, slap in the face, shoulder to lean on, shoulder to cry on, whipping boy, comedic relief....Everything. I cannot express how blessed I am on a daily basis that God chose you to be my Father. I also cannot adequately articulate how very proud I am to be your daughter.
Heat: Thank you so much for visiting the Old Wolf. I know it meant the world to him. Besides, after I heard the comment you made to Nate regarding his douchebaggery....Priceless. Thank you for giving me the honor of being your younger (by 4 minutes so don't get a big head) twin sister. I love ya, sis.
Bryan: Thank you for making Heat's trip possible. It meant so much to me. I cried when I found out that thanks to you and your connections, this trip would be possible. Thank you, also, for being such a wonderful Father to little Pook. As evidenced by the fact that she currently prefers you to me. The ingrate.
Twat Face: Thanks for being such a raging bitch and horrible mother when you were married to Bryan. Without that, he may not have divorced yo' ass. And without that he and I wouldn't be together. Thanks a bunch, sweet cheeks! (BTW, just 'cause I love ya...You might wanna lay off the tanning. You look like cowhide. Actually....)
WebExpress: Thank you for the shiny new BB faceplate. It's bright pink and encrusted with rhinestones. My wet dream. And cheap, and the shipping was lightening fast. Muah!
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