Weather: Yay, you're finally warming up. Only to freeze tonight. What's up with being bipolar? Oh well. You were great while you lasted. Thank you, Weather!
PMS: Thanks to you, I've got 3 saved drafts about what a douche Bryan is being. Things that wouldn't normally bug me are making me homicidal. I need Prozac. Thank you, PMS!
Divorce Court: Yeah, thanks for draggin' this out. AGAIN. Jesus Christ, just make my parents settle already, wouldja?! I'm over it. Thank you, Divorce Court!
Housing Market: Look, if you think for one second I'm paying $1,250 to live in a glorified trailor, you're on crack. I know every time the housing market takes a dump, the rental market drives prices up. But I am NOT paying over a grand to live in a dump. I do that already. Thank you, Housing Market!
Morons Who Park Their Cars On the Side Of the Road: when the city specifically told you not to. Why? Because the plows couldn't get through to plow or spray deicer! Then you have the effin' gall to bitch about how "Nuthin ever gets plowed around here!" then move your POS 1987 "Red Dragon" Camaro, you asshat! Now my streets suck! Thank you, Morons!
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