Heidi's Hell Hole

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. It’s been awhile. Good things come to those who wait. So, uh, yeah. Take that, Internet.

 

USMC: Hey thanks for deploying Gaki. It’s not like I don’t love him or anything, noooo. It’s not like I wanted to see him again. It’s not like he doesn’t have a nephew who adores him, who thinks the sun rises and sets with him. Nope, not at all. Not like he didn’t have other friends who love him and want him, y’know, ALIVE. Thank you, USMC.

 

Jackie: I love you, Triplet Doppelganger. Our conversations over the last couple of days have been interesting, no? Oh, sweet cheeks, you’re such a dear. Love you, m’dear. Give your darling and your kid a kiss from me. Kisses, bitch. Thank you, Jackie.

 

Delana: You might ask why I’m thanking you. Well for one, you finally let a good man go so he can finally move on with his life. Secondly, you’ve been a BIG source of entertainment for me. It’s quite nice because next to you I look like a sanest woman to ever walk the Earth, and God knows that’s the furthest thing from the truth. Well, you wouldn’t know about telling the truth so I guess you can’t relate. Anywho, Thank You, Delana!

 

Corporate: Thanks for the $500 bonus check. I really needed that. Oh, and thanks to my Regional VP’s for personally calling to thank me. There’s nothing quite like getting a compliment for all your hard work. For realz, yo. (Yes, I did pass High School English. Hush.) Thank You, Corporate!

 

Silver Safari: I love, love, love my piercing! It was affordable, it didn’t hurt, and he was so professional. I love it, thank you! I feel cool again. (Scary thought, isn’t it?) Thank You, Silver Safari.

 

 


Comments

Old Wolf

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:14:46

New piercing?????



Bird brain.....!!!!!!

 

Heidi

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:53:43

Yes, in my nose.

Hush up, Olf Wolf, or you'll get crapped on through my feathers.

Don't make me pull a Ce'Nedra on you.

 

Old Wolf

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 09:21:21

Of course.....what was I thinking??? Only 2 holes in the end of said facial apendage can't be NEARLY enough! A 3rd with a handy lil' stopper in it couldn't be anything less than handy!! Is it like a booger escape hatch or something? Or just for emergency's in case your stuffed-up....or maybe just one-upmanship, (you know, like; You only got 2???? I, have 3! And one sparkles!)
Sorry oh-one-covered-in down, I wasn't thinking, but now I am!

 

Heidi

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 09:23:29

You told me to stand out! Well, I'm standing out.

"Oh, YOU'VE got two holes? Yeah, well, I have three so neener neener neener!"

You're gonna love what I've done to my tongue. Again.

 

Old Wolf

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 09:25:33

...and I just HAVE to add: At least you didn't wait till you were 60 to do it! It does make it easier to lead one around that way......handy lil' hitch an' all!

 

Heidi

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 09:27:31

Oh it is ON now, Old Wolf!

About that nursing home, you wanted one with food, right? And cute nurses?

Tough bird shit, you're getting a nursing home with trolls and leftover mutton.

Just 'cause I looove yooooou

 

Jacqueline

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:42:51

I love you too, crazy woman.

 

Old Wolf

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 10:43:52

The tongue was a smart move. It'll make it easier to put a leash on that acid etched tongue of yours. Why would I love it, you ask?? Because I have a very powerful magnet.....when you're asleep, I shall put it in your lap, watch your tongue strain towards it and enjoy the sight of you drooling. I just love piercings!

 



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