Heidi's Hell Hole

 

Pneumonia: Thanks for nothing, you douchbag virus. Thanks for knocking me flat on my damn ass. Because of you I can't hold my daughter for a week and a half. Bastard. Thank you for nothing, Pneumonia.

Codiene: Loooove you. Love the cough medicince you're in. Love whatever drug company made you. Love that fact that because of you I can kinda sorta breathe again. To quote Saving Abel, "I'm so addicted to all the things you"  Thank you, Codiene!

Daytime TV: Thank you. Because of you I'm reminded as to why I like to go to work. There's only so many reruns of Nash Bridges, infomercials, and crappy talk shows one can watch before I throw up. And I'm resigned to watch you for the next week. Damn I want to go back to work. Thank you, Daytime TV!

Kleenex with lotion: Thank GOD you're here. I was looking at having a red, cracked, chapped nose and a stiff upper lip without you. Considering that I'm blowing my nose every other effing minute, you never really appreciate how much soft tissues matter. Because of you my nose isn't as decimated as my lungs. Thank you, Kleenex with Lotion! 

 


Comments

Old Wolf

Thu, 14 May 2009 22:37:44

Just think how gratefull the old folks are to the bathroom tissue folks. Yeppers, when the senior partners of our society have bowel problems ALL DAMN DAY....it's the lotionadded, scent filled soft and quilted butt-wipe that helps them through this awful time. Thank you bathroom tissue softies!

 

Old Wolf

Thu, 14 May 2009 22:40:03

Thank you day time TV for reminding me why it's so VERY important I keep working on the day shift at work!

 



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