Corporate: Thanks for relatively nothing, asshats. So you don't pay me for a full month. Then I find out you're cutting my pay by 9%. Not to mention the rampant rumors that I won't have a job here shortly. Yet you still want me to come in every single day, on time, dressed up, and do 100% of my work...Um yeah no. Thank you, Corporate!
Bryan: Thank you for putting up with my neuroses (and there's quite a few) about the yard. You've put up with my quite colorful language choice when attacking the mother f*cking bamboo and dandelions. Thanks for that. I love you, babe. Thank you, Bryan!
Twat Face: Thank you for divorcing Bryan. Without you, I'd never have Pook. And lets face it, next to you, I look pretty damn classy. And grown up. And mature. I also look like the worlds best mother. Oh, and thanks for being such a twat. It gives me such wonderful fodder for my blog. Bitch. Thank you, Twat Face!
Spring time: Oh, thank GOD you're here. I was beginning to think Winter had taken over. But you're HERE! With your warm weather, blooming flowers, and singing birds! I love you! I can wear sandals again! Thank you, Spring Time!
Craigslist: Thanks for updating the Best Of section. It gets me through my day. You should keep up on that. Really. Thank you, Craigslist!
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