Heidi's Hell Hole

 
Bryan: I thought I knew love. I did not. I thought I knew peace. I did not. I thought I knew joy. I did not. Then I met you, and you have shown me all of this and more in ways I never thought possible. And everyday my love for you grows as you find new ways to show me you love me. I love you now and forever.

 

My Family: I’d like to thank especially the Old Wolf, for telling me I’d better not leave him, since no one else could put up with my shit & still love me & VOLUNTEER to spend their life with me. Your less-than-eloquently-put wisdom has gotten me through a lot. I love you more than I could possibly ever articulate. To Stepmom, who’s also slapped some common sense into me more than I could ever recount. Who’s also been my Mother without question, hesitation, or reservation. To the Heat…Ye Gods, Heat, how I love you. You are my twin, and thusly, one half of me. You will be in my prayers.

 

The Haters: You guys are so amusing, and so funny. You can’t possibly know how many laughs we’ve at your expense. But, without hell you can’t appreciate Heaven. You both have put Bryan and I through our own private hells, but now we’ve found Heaven in each other. So, in a way, I do thank you. We appreciate Heaven much more now that we’ve experienced Hell.

 

Office Asshole: Hey, thanks, you douchewad for making us ALL sweat because you’re cold. Next time, get thee a sweater. Do NOT program the thermostat at 85 damn degrees! Because guess what! Nobody in the office knows how to deprogram it to a more manageable temperature! And now we’re hot, sweaty, and PISSED. You’re just testing the limits of what exactly I would do for a Klondike bar, asshole.
 


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