Heidi's Hell Hole

This week we have not one, not two, but three stupid bitches! I spoil you guys.

Carrie Prejean:

You're not on here for your religious beliefs, Miz CA, no matter how screwed up I think they are. You're a stupid bitch for the way you flat out lie and contradict yourself. "I'm a very religous person, I loves me some Jay-sus." Apparently your religion condones getting fake titays to win a beauty contest, posing nude, and then lying about it. I think Jesus spoke about that in Liars 4:53, "Behold, ye shall get implants so that ye may win Miss USA. And behold, O believers mine, thou shalt pose nude and semi nude and bear false witness about it. And behold, for these things ye shall burn in hell, if the clap doesn't get you first." This is the word of our Lord. Stupid bitch.

Perez Hilton

You're a man, but you're so flaming I can bake a chicken on your ass, so you also get the Stupid Bitch title. I know you're all for equal marriage rights. Hey, I support it myself. Gay folks deserve to be just as unhappy as us straight folks. But like Miss CA before you on this list, you're trying to push your own beliefs and views on everyone else. You've made this into a bigger issue than it really is. Furthermore, it was a loaded question. It's one thing for any other interviewer to ask, "What is your stance on gay marriage?". It's another when the person asking it is known for their outspoken belieds on the subject, and is gay him/herself. It would be like me asking, "So, Miss California, what's your favorite color [and it better be pink you silicone-filled bitch]?" So, hey, congrats! Bet you've never won Stupid Bitch!

Twat Face:

I save the best for last. Yes, Angel, who from now on will be referred to Twat Face, is naturally on this list. First of all, you must be REALLY stupid to even think to ask Bryan to give up the rights to the kids. Secondly, asking me to ask him for you is spectacularly cowardly. Through text message no less. Thirdly, you asked me not to tell him! HAH! RIGHT! Last but not least, you stupid fucking bitch, if you keep broadcasting that you're broke and can barely afford to feed your family, posting that you just bought $250 jeans and that your fiancé just bought you a dozen long stemmed roses isn't very bright. Guess what? Bry and I see that. And save all those messages. Just in case you try to take this to court. But,