Heidi's Hell Hole

Double Header 08/20/2009
 
Our latest Stupid Bitch of the Week is actually two women. Here we go!

 

Twat Face: Yep, you’re making the list again. You’re a habitual repeat offender. Ever since I announced we’d set a date, guess who’s been trying to ‘compete; with me via Myspace status updates? Keep in mind this so-called “mature woman” is 35. She calls this a game. Which is odd, because most games take two players. So, since she’s playing with herself, (I shudder at the self-imposed mental image), I guess she wins? Then again, maybe not. Since I’m the one who will ACTUALLY be spending the rest of my life with him. You were stupid to mess it up, but thanks anyway, because I got him in the end.

 

Mother: You’re stupid if you think I’m going to let YOU rain on my parade. I guess I shouldn’t have expected anything other than your reaction to my news. But you’re a stupid, selfish bitch if you think your opinions are going to stop me. I will marry him. I will be happy. I wish you could know this kind of happiness but then you’d have to love yourself first, and you clearly don’t. In the end, you reap what you sew.