Hi this is Jacqueline, Heidi's bloggy friend and first guest poster! I present to you our first ever Stupid Bitch of the Week!
Our Inaugural Bitch is whats-her-name who dates Heidi's roomie. WTF lady??? If you don't want to discipline your kid, and you are a guest in MY home, it automatically becomes MY business. It doesn't matter who you happen to be fucking at the moment, that doesn't give you any special privileges. Control your kid, or else she's going to grow up to be a stripper. That's not my opinion, that's science.
In conclusion, here's what 5 years of service in the Marine Corps and a tour in Iraq have earned me: The right to judge all ya'll stupid people and the right to be a flaming bitch. Really, it's in the Constitution.
See? You can't argue with science people.
Love,
Jacqueline
Heidi here. Who am I to argue with an ex-Marine who can kick my ass? And who I am to argue with science and the constitution?
More Stupid Bitches to come!
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