There's times when I am proud to be born a woman.
We have cuter clothes.
We're the fairer sex.
Most advertising is aimed at us.
This isn't one of those times.
There are women out there who make me cringe to think we share the same chromosomes. Devil Woman. Joe's Ex. Mama Bear. And now, we can add John's exwife, Delana to this ever-growing list.
First of all, Delana dear, who the hell cheats on her husband and tells everyone? Then you were surprised when he found out! Seriously? Then you tell him the most asinine lies. "Nope, I didn't talk to him all day." (Funny, that's not what the cell phone records say when John got the bill.) "No, I didn't go out on Valentines Day." (So those pictures dated 02/14/09 were Photoshopped?) "Yes, I still wear my ring." (Not what the pictures or your friends say.)
Oh, and Delana Dear, please believe John when he says there's nothing inappropriate between him and I going on. We text all day. It's fun and I'm helping him through the morass of shit you drug him into. How could we do this to Bryan? Easy, since he knows everything we're doing. So, when he tells you there's nothing going on, he's telling the truth. Trust me, sweetcheeks, I'm mean enough that I'd gladly tell you (and send pictures) if there was something going on.
One last thing, before I officially grant you the dubious honor of Stupid Bitch Number 5...Don't ever tell me again to change what my Myspace says. It's my Second Ammendmant Right. People have fought and died to protect it. I have a very dear friend, Gaki, who's currently defending it. I will not cheapen what they've done because you "don't like it". Well, Dearie, I don't like what you're doing to John but you won't stop. So there.
But, I officially grant thee the title of Stupid Bitch Of The Week Number Five!
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