Double Header 08/20/2009
Our latest Stupid Bitch of the Week is actually two women. Here we go! Twat Face: Yep, you’re making the list again. You’re a habitual repeat offender. Ever since I announced we’d set a date, guess who’s been trying to ‘compete; with me via Myspace status updates? Keep in mind this so-called “mature woman” is 35. She calls this a game. Which is odd, because most games take two players. So, since she’s playing with herself, (I shudder at the self-imposed mental image), I guess she wins? Then again, maybe not. Since I’m the one who will ACTUALLY be spending the rest of my life with him. You were stupid to mess it up, but thanks anyway, because I got him in the end. Mother: You’re stupid if you think I’m going to let YOU rain on my parade. I guess I shouldn’t have expected anything other than your reaction to my news. But you’re a stupid, selfish bitch if you think your opinions are going to stop me. I will marry him. I will be happy. I wish you could know this kind of happiness but then you’d have to love yourself first, and you clearly don’t. In the end, you reap what you sew. CommentsOld Wolf Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:05:00 People lose at solitaire all the time....My space counts for what again????? The space in your heart is the only space that counts. Coupled with a healthy dose of space from the head and....bingo! You're a winner! Cindy Fri, 21 Aug 2009 09:05:42 Well said, Sweetie. Druken stuffed fat pigs (poor 'ol Dipsy) love to wallow in the stench of the piggy puddle she's made for h. Try hard as she might she's still old,, fat and alone. Soon you'll be wearing that cute orange jumpssuit with coorinating flip-flops, not the meaning you're used to using for flip-flop. If the timng's right you be out in time for baby girl to see you as the great pumpkin. That's better than the scary witch costume you normally wear though. Who said fairy tales don't come true. Here's the punch line. "My ex made me do it, officer." He was not even around, you idiot, but gone with the love of his life Happy New Year 2008!!! See ya next week. Leave a Reply |
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