Heidi's Hell Hole

 

Why, you ask?

Because this is my little slice of Hades. And frankly, I like the way Heidi's Hell Hole sounded. Besides, there's always something making my life hell.

Psychobitch ex wife? Check!

Psychotic, alcohalic mother? Check!

Job I can't stand? Check!

Roommate I love & hate (mostly hate?) Check!

Infant who's already testing her boundaries? Check!

When I was thinking about what to name this, I thought of a scene from the Birdcage with Robin Williams. The evening is going to shit and he puts his arm around his son and says, "So this is hell?" and it just stuck. 

Hell is when you have a screaming, teething baby on your hip, 2 kids running full steam ahead in the house, 1 dog who's barking, 1 who just peed in the hallway, your mother on the phone about how easy it was for her, and the exwife on the way to pick up the kids who haven't eaten dinner yet.

 

Yes, I've been there.

 


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